Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jenny Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Even in my pirate life I am the reliable one. Sigh.
I'm off to think about fish you land lubbers! Arrrr!